This is Sir’Cobra, an improbable toy from Arco’s Other World line of bendy toys (1982). My pal Orrin Grey, upon seeing it, said it “is clearly the epitome of the toymaker’s art.” I don’t really have words, folks. It is a stupid toy. Perhaps the very stupidest toy ever. While, at the same time, it is incredibly awesome. Blindingly cool. A cobra man with chicken feet that it can not stand on. Amazing. Befuddling. How is this real and not some elaborate joke?

Surely if can’t get stupider than this, right? Well, we’re going to try! This week: crappy bizarro toys vaguely inspired by D&D!