Another box full of evil. This is Portents of the Degloved Hand (2023). If you don’t know what a degloved hand is, I implore you, do not look it up.

Coffin shaped box. Two dice. Four decks of coffin-shaped cards, one for each hand — death, disaster, disease and destruction (each in its own coffin-shaped deck sheath; as a piece of product design, this thing is one of the best I’ve seen for RPGs). To use the deck, a player sacrifices an omen (Mork Borg’s luck currency) and rolls the four-sided deck die to see where they draw their card from. Then they do what the card says. It can be good, but come on, this is Mork Borg, for the most part they are varying degrees of horrible. Let me pick one now, let’s see…rolled a 4: Death.

Oh, good, I’m still here. I drew Silent as the Grave. “Everything goes black and silent for all creatures within 90 feet, except for you, for d4 turns. Nobody trusts you afterward.” I’m pretty relieved I didn’t turn into a skeleton, tbh.

Fun for the whole party. By which I mean, dreadful and dangerous. Handle with care.