We’ve got your Satanic Panic right here.
Erol Otus? Erol Otus!
Who killed Cthulhu?
In which the makers of Dungeons & Dragons get beat to the punch, again.
It ain’t treasure unless there’s some magic items, right?
Get to level 100, fight 10,000 zombies, beat up Orcus, steal his stuff and murder Tiamat!
Let’s get evil! Like, so, so evil. The evilest! Evil, evil, evil.
Let’s get fiendish!